Here are some of my commands, be sure to put an !! in front of them.
21
- Blackjack. !21 [bet] will start a game with your bet of [bet], leave blank for $10.
- After that, !21 hit to hit and !21 stay to stay
8BALL
- Shake the 8ball...
AWAY
- !away [msg] sets your away message to [msg]
- !away back sets you back
BDAY
- Stores birthdays and calculates ages and a few other things. Say !bday help for further
- information
CALC
- A simple calculator. Addition: + Subtraction: - Multiplication: * Division: /
COUNT
- Shows a countdown to a date. Same usage as bday countdown
DBJ
- Presents you with a distasteful "dead baby joke."
DEFINE
- Defines something using definition data from google.com
DICE
- !dice [guess] [sides] Rolls a dice with [sides] sides. [sides] can be left blank for a six sided dice
FACT (not currently functioning)
- Show a fact about somebody.
- Ex: !fact NoodleMan
FIGHT
- Fighting game. More of an RPG-ish game. Say !fight to begin.
FORTUNE
- Say !fortune to open a fortune cookie.
GOOGLE
- Search google
KR
- Kick Roulette
- Kicks a random user
- Bot must have kick privs in order to kick users
NOTE
- Leave notes for others.
- !note [to] [msg] to send a note
- !note read to have the bot show your notes again if you've already seen them
- !note clear to clear your notes
PING
- Check bot's ping time
PV
- Check how many page views a person has.
RR
- Russian roulette. !rr [numberofbullets] to play.
SEEN (removed because it doesn't work)
- Shows when a user was last seen in a channel by the bot, and how long they have been idle
- Usage: !seen [user] [channel]
SHOOT
- Rock paper scissors, say !shoot [rock/paper/scissors]
SLOT
- Slot machine. Say !slot [bet]
SONG
- Will show you what song the bot owner last listened to
SUB
- Check how much longer a person's subscription will last.
SYMBOL
- User symbol definitions
- Ex: !symbol ~noodleman
TA
- Text adventure. To continue from point to point say !ta [oneofthewordsinbold].
TD
- Displays the time and date for your timezone
TERM
- !term [term] will display some useful terms for those new to deviantart.
- Say !term list for a list of terms.
- !term add [name] [term] adds terms.
- !term del [name] deletes terms.
URBANDICT
- Displays a definition from urbandictionary.com
- !urbandict all [word] will display all definitions for [word].
- By default, only one definition is displayed.
VEND
- Get a drink from the vending machine.
WAR
- Deal a hand at war. The card game.
WATCH
- !watch [name] [name2] will check if [name2] is watching [name]
WELCOME
- Sets custom welcomes.
- Usage: !welcome [msg]
- Say !welcome off to turn yours off
- Welcomes must be set to indv with !wt for these to be used.
WHOIS
- !whois [name] will show detailed information about [name]
WORD
- A random word generator. Say !word [#] for a word with a specific length.
- Ex: !word 7 could perhaps generate sputnik.
YANK
- A random slang term for masturbation !yank [name] to send [name] a yank

I will probably soon be set up so you have to be added to the my userlist to be able to do most things.

Someday I hope I can move on up to the east side, in a deluxe apartment in the sky... but for now I just hang out in #TheOtherRoom [link]